Read Something Today, Even If It's Only Word of Mouth

Today is International Literacy Day. It's also the day that President Obama will tell kids to work hard and stay in school, and, according to an alarming number of schmucks and loonies, he'll also slip in a secret encoded message telling them to establish a socialist one-world government.

Today is also the perfect day for you to take the Word of Mouth Reading Comprehension Test.

It's also a good day to find a synonym for "also."